Mage of Space Derse Dreamer Aries Proud Hufflepuff

awesomephilia:

When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it

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ambers-obsession:

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

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thatsanctimoniousbitch:

crimson-sun:

Playing Pokemon Fusion and cheating a lot! I dunno about you guys, but most of the stuff that thing comes up with scare the crap out of me…

Done with a bunch of refs.

omg so pretty i want a pernineeeeee

aviarei:

What if right after putting on the Queen’s ring for the first time Jack didn’t like his new hat and he tried to get rid of it but couldn’t

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

LATE NIGHT ARTBLOCK
When artblock comes
draw blonde beauties or short haired cuties
… or use a palette and burn your eyes

helioscentrifuge:

delicioustrap:

can we take a moment

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to fucking appreciate

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how polite and kind

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Karkat becomes

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when he’s talking 

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to Kanaya

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holy shit

everyone is polite to their mothers because mom is fucking scary if you piss her off

illsevenyournine:

artista-e-dolci:

dankhollister:

Can’t count how many times I’ve screamed: “THAT SPACE IS NOT FOR YOU.”

Oh my god thank you. I was driving for 7 seven hours yesterday and like 500 cars tRIED TO FIT THEMSELVES INTO THAT SPACE.

Bless you and your cow.

(Source: eikiji)

colormemanfers:

adversariespurified:

kingfatcat:

My glasses! I can’t purify without my glasses!

chokes

PFFFTH

kidswithhats:

when video games let you save whenever you want

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msfw:

im like 80% sure all texans ride horses to school and carry around pistols and cowboy hats