When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
Playing Pokemon Fusion and cheating a lot! I dunno about you guys, but most of the stuff that thing comes up with scare the crap out of me…
Done with a bunch of refs.
omg so pretty i want a pernineeeeee
What if right after putting on the Queen’s ring for the first time Jack didn’t like his new hat and he tried to get rid of it but couldn’t
LATE NIGHT ARTBLOCK
When artblock comes
draw blonde beauties or short haired cuties
… or use a palette and burn your eyes
can we take a moment
to fucking appreciate
how polite and kind
when he’s talking
everyone is polite to their mothers because mom is fucking scary if you piss her off
Can’t count how many times I’ve screamed: “THAT SPACE IS NOT FOR YOU.”
Oh my god thank you. I was driving for 7 seven hours yesterday and like 500 cars tRIED TO FIT THEMSELVES INTO THAT SPACE.
Bless you and your cow.
My glasses! I can’t purify without my glasses!
when video games let you save whenever you want
im like 80% sure all texans ride horses to school and carry around pistols and cowboy hats