im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life
ideal that’s what your life is
this is a necessity for me
dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo
I would like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand.
the “no sleveless tops” american public school dress code policy is impeding on our 2nd amendment right to bare arms
This may be the most fantastic thing i have ever read
in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days
good transition words to use on your SAT essay:
- not to mention
MOVE OVER, GAGA
MAKE ROOM FOR THE REAL QUEEN,
i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!
me: hey accept me into your school
college: whats ur gpa
college: youre in
it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it
Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.
LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART
OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL
TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????
FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA
LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL
THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE
OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT
JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE
THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING
LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS
ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT
FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING
HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?