Mage of Space Derse Dreamer Aries Proud Hufflepuff

knight-armin:

don’t ever ask me to explain anything because i have the same amount of explaining skills as Garry

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(Source: etiihw)

tentacuddles:

i couldn’t stop laughing at this fucking stupid shitty shit picture and now

violariku:

when youve been sitting for a long time and u gotta stretch

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thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

  • child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
  • me: You lose your baby teeth
  • child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
  • me: they fall out
  • child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
  • me: 
  • child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: you keep the same eyes all your life
  • child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES

sayakist:

railroadsoftware:

whats that feel when no bf

relief

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy)

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies)